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A Bad Night, A Bad Girl……Bad Police Work?
Farrah Pierce
So maybe she got plastered and maybe she did trash the cell and put on an x-rated verbal/physical display for the cops.
So what!?
This kind of stuff happens every weekend in colleges across the country.
Farrah is in college herself.
If “it was apparent that Pierce was most-likely an escort”(according to the police report) then why not arrest her for that?
Why just throw it out there with no proof?
This story has gone national and an official report suggests that she was turning tricks.
Farrah denies it.
She told me that she worries her reputation has been ruined and that her career aspirations have been badly compromised.
Is this ok?
The Greatest City Councilor Ever
Yes, there's more...
Ass-atar
Climate change IS real!
It just IS!
It HAS to be!
It…NEEDS to be……
Don’t worry Jim, someday explorers will discover the once ‘unsinkable’ theory of Global Warming deep down at the bottom of the sea. Along with Atlantis…
It wasn’t supposed to be this way. The macho-istas in the audience were supposed to be laughing like hyenas as the fem-dandy matador bled him to death in the middle of the ring.
But alas, the bull had other plans…
New “Return of the Jedi” Scene
2:The trend of women dressing in the Leia slave costume is a good thing.
I’m OK with this…
The kid likes his hair - had it coming.
PUNKS
You Might as Well Fly Naked
When MG and I saw this story were we profoundly unsurprised.
1:Of course they will keep the images.
2.Of course they will be emailing them around.
*You are now free to be emailed around the country
Fix Brazil first, idiot.
You won the lottery.
please tell your husband to practice harder.
Meet the newest Russian Spy
Anna Fermanova
Here are some more photos…
Thanks to my mole, Jim from Andover for uncovering this…
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They simply are not a good idea
Ever….
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Maybe she’ll go back to being Anya Kushchenko now that the Brits have stripped her of citizenship. -----------------------------
Prettiness Poll Proclaims 31= Prime
I think it is a fair assessment to say that 31 is the best age for women.
There is a certain wisdom that comes with age that manifests itself physically on women over 25 in subtle lines and expressions that suggest a sexy ascent from “girl” to “woman.”
*I am aware that many women continue to be at the top of their game into their 40’s and beyond but I don’t think any of us will lose any sleep if we crown 31 as ‘prime time’ for the time being.
Assault on Dodgeball
You need to read the article to believe this complete sissy.
This is why I love dodgeball
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07/13/10
The Maestro enjoying the souvenir I bought for him in Washington DC last week. 
7/12/10
HOLA!
And the President Shot Under Par as the Gulf Burned..
There is nothing wrong with a little recreation but this is just a friendly reminder that this guy:
1.Is not overly truthful
2.Has little trouble resting.
Fore!
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06/30/10
Anya the Spy 
Meet Anna Chapman, alleged spy and confirmed hottie. 
I should never be in a position to have security clearance anywhere… 
And there’s a video
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06/28/10
In My Next Life I'm Gonna Be A Liberal 
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Coyote Whacks Effeminate Dog
(Note the stuffed coyote they lug out)
"If I had been there the only thing I could have done would have been to shoot the coyote, but that wouldn't have prevented it from attacking the dog." – John Keefe, Animal Control Officer
-Really, john?
Well at least he's good at gol-oh, wait a minute.....
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Why Michael Graham’s anti-textite crusade will do nothing but let the police inside of our cars…..
So, be sure to thank the Maestro when you get pulled-over and the law man tacks on another $250 because he decides that you were texting.
But not to fret, if you do take a day off to appeal, they’ll probably bust it down to $175 -
President Wages War on Oil – Oil Not Scared
Because he uses words like ‘battle’, ‘assaulting us’, ‘explosion’, ‘battle plan’, ‘siege’ and of course, a promise to ‘tackle this’ – a la John Mcclane.
Around the 12 minute mark the South Side Kid ditches the toothy growl and dawns his ‘hope and change’ game-face in which he pitches his clean energy agenda.
The SSK runs-out most of the clock telling us we need to use a new green resource(not yet found on Earth) and then he literally prays to God for help.
In Summary:
The South Side Kid’s Ass-Kickin Anthem
It is a consensual transaction that Mayor Menino’s enforcers need not be involved in.
Message to Govt:
LMTFA
(Leave me alone)
STILL being discriminized…..
Actually, maybe I’m seeing the problem………….
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Sometimes the thing that gets you into the front of the line at the club, also gets you to the back of the unemployment line…
Good Luck!
Unfortunately for Chris, the Tea Party folks will be retaking the country in November via ballot box, not machine gun.
This is a swell look into what the left thinks of America and it will only get worse as we get closer to election day. You will see yourselves cast as Nazis, bigots and mindless idiots in whole new ways.
Let’s not let it get to us, though.
Every once in a while there exists a child who is actually cool...
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pssssst.................screw!
It's one thing for misguided environmentalists and bloated college Professors, along with their high-minded buddies in print and politics to force me to opt-in to the "climate change" canard, but it's a totally different thing when they steal from me to do so.
Only the baby boomers would be so vain as to contend that global self-flagellation is the only way to harness a phenomenon that they can hardly understand but fear so wildly that they give it a name and offer it ritual sacrifices.
You are children. You don't know what you are talking about.
Your time is coming to an end.
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Odd uptick in attractive allegedly criminal women.....
Elizabeth Spoon
Gina Giovangelo 
I'm just sayin....
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Brilliant
We need these in Boston, ASAP.
Remember, there are two kinds of people on Earth who will drain your life from you:
The SLOW and the IN THE WAY.
These pernicious pedestrians most often congregate on city sidewalks and we must protect ourselves against them.
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Hey L.A.,
Screw You
The Elegant Dance of the Media and Their Darling
Now that Aunt Zeituni is on her way to US citizenship, we look back on an intimate moment between her nephew and the media.
There are a few precious gems here:
1.Obviously the rule of law that Barack is so concerned with was flicked-away with little regard - like one of the Prez's cigarette butts.
2.He hasn't been able to get in touch with her! - Precious! He found her in Kenya with no problem but I guess the Southie housing project is just too much of a challenge.
3.After he feeds Katie this undercooked plate of bullsh*t she does the old "and moving right along" segue into a McCain attack question. No challenge on anything, Katie?
4.Katie then lets him nakedly fabricate ruthless attacks on Michelle Obama - You don't remember these attacks because they never happened but Katie never challenges because she, like most of the media, wants to BE Mrs Obama.
Tom's Woman of the Week
She's only 16.
This dynamic young lady needs to be made an American immediately.
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Hallelujah!!!!!!!
Anybody who remembers “The Wonder Years” knows how important this is…
Miss USA Heats Up
”DON’T SAY D**K, DON’T SAY D**K…….”
In a game rife with holes and shafts it was par for the course (get it) that she shank one........
By the way, the mis-speaker was the more-than-somewhat hot Win McMurry.
Is Forest SexThat Good?
This activity seems to be exclusive to gay men and it is one of the few forms of traditional networking that has survived the internet.
It behooves the "outdoorsman" to not be a public servant and it further benefits these "foliage fellows" to have legal counsel close at hand.
HELPFUL TIP: The really hot guy eyeing you in the woods is a cop.
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NICE!
Teenage Punk from Philly Gets Tased - Rarely are such sweet words spoken.
This Biden-bag got a great dose of "hola" from a taser gun and the world is a better place for it.
Here is some eyewitness video.
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Remember the Geico actor who got fired after leaving this voice mail message for the folks at Freedomworks - a tea party group?
Well, the Geico guy got fired and the anti-tea party left is not pleased. They have taken up where he left off by leaving their own messages for the tea partiers......
WARNING-THIS IS VIOLENT LANGUAGE
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Bravo to Boobquake
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Wow, Shatner could really teach this kid a thing or two about singing.....
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I won’t call myself a hero but let’s just say this thing was ten foot across and very, very angry.
!!!!!!!!Warning - Strong (Biden-esque) Language!!!!!!
ABC and FOX Ban Cleavagey Ad
Why?
This woman is smokin’ hot- I’m surprised at Fox.
Women are pretty- show them as much as possible.
That is all.
30 Seconds with Sky the greyhound.
Bravo!
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Happy Patriots' Day
Cheers to everybody who took part, whether it be by eating pancakes or shooting redcoats.
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Sorry for the lapse - it has been a crazy week with the Tea Party and Graham's Book launch bash.
I will post Tea Party stuff in the next few days. In the meantime check out this great video of the event by Bob Greim of the Boston Herald.
Things were so chaotic that when weaseled in to the Palin section I only had my bberry for pics. By the way, I shook her hand and said thanks and she was very sweet and more than somewhat hot.
You Betcha!
04/12/10 - Per Your request
“I’m Just a Little Kid”
Music by Cici Hunt
Lyrics by Cici Hunt, Wes Caswell, and Hayley Hunt
You hurt me when you hit me.
I just don’t understand.
Sometimes you say you love me
With hugs and kisses,
And then suddenly you’re angry.
What was it that I did?
I’m afraid. Please don’t hit me.
I’m just a little kid.
You hurt me when you hit me.
I really want to cry.
I hold my tears inside me,
And then I wonder why.
Don't you love me anymore?
What was it that I did?
I'm afraid. Please don't hit me.
I'm just a little kid.
I know I make you angry,
But what do you expect?
I'm just a little kid,
And God&'s not finished with me yet.
So, love me. Don't hit me.
Tell me what you need.
Talk to me, I'll listen.
All I ask is,
Please, can't we find another way?
We'll be glad we did.
Love me. Love me.
I'm just your little kid.
Tom’s Woman of the Week
Hey, you’ve got an armed chauffeur and a free lift home, why not crack a beer….
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POWERFUL- 2001 First Pitch
I ran into this while watching the self-proclaimed "South Side Kid"(below)
4/05/10
Oh Thank God it’s his daughter…
You're Welcome.
04/01/10
Listen Fatties, I don’t like this creep either
but banning him will not keep you from rockin’ the dollar menu to the ground every chance you get.
If you pick the cheese off of the wrapping after you have devoured your double cheeseburger, you are a fatty.
Stop blaming everybody else for your fattiness!
Jeesh…
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03/30/10
The Old “All Employee” Email
Alas, when I arrived at the crack of dawn to the studio this morning there it was…
Tragedy had struck our station and a modern-day Paul Revere brought word to the masses…
My favorite part is the “Food” machine- in quotes as if the stuff in there no longer truthfully constitutes food.
And the Sprite is left atop the machine to serve as a Beacon that this foul onslaught of vended gluttony ENDS HERE!!
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03/29/10
TRAINUS WRECKUS
I was never an Uma fan but this is remarkable.
This trailer is worth watching – believe me!
The first 60 seconds is a tapestry of unfunny jokes, third-rate clichés and overall abysmal cinema.
At 1:05 (after we’ve been “drawn in”) the ‘fun music’ begins in an effort to un-hit the iceberg.
The world is a worse place because of this movie.
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03/26/10
The Infamous Racist Spitting Incident
Seriously?
If you've ever seen the treatment of Yankee fans at Fenway (or Sox fans at the new Yankee Stadium)you would know that this aint no hate crime - this is just exuberance.
Then again, these liberals are not the kind of people who sit in the cheap seats and there is rarely yelling in the luxury boxes.
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Joe Biden's BIG BLEEPIN DEAL
Click picture-may take a moment 
WARNING: The Vice President is unedited.
God Bless Joe
“If a young adult cannot produce enough of value to justify being paid a living wage, nothing we do to the minimum wage will help. He, the institutions which trained him and the society in which he lives, have far bigger problems."
--Economist Tim Harford 
