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07/28/10
They simply are not a good idea

Ever….

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07/22/10
Alas, More Anna Chapman – Hot Russian Spy
anna chapman Anna Chapman Is No Longer British: NSFW Pictures

   Maybe she’ll go back to being Anya Kushchenko now that the Brits have stripped her of citizenship.
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07/22/10
LOSERS
Pain: The I-Dose sensation does not look pleasant as a girl videos herself writhing
Never underestimate the ability of this generation to prove that they are, without a doubt, the single biggest bunch of clowns since the baby boomers were in their twenties.
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07/20/10
Prettiness Poll Proclaims 31= Prime

I think it is a fair assessment to say that 31 is the best age for women.
There is a certain wisdom that comes with age that manifests itself physically on women over 25 in subtle lines and expressions that suggest a sexy ascent from “girl” to “woman.”
*I am aware that many women continue to be at the top of their game into their 40’s and beyond but I don’t  think any of us will lose any sleep if we crown 31 as ‘prime time’ for the time being.
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07/16/10
Assault on Dodgeball
You need to read the article to believe this complete sissy.

This is why I love dodgeball

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07/13/10
The Maestro enjoying the souvenir I bought for him in Washington DC last week.
grahamobamashirt 

 
7/12/10
HOLA!
And the President Shot Under Par as the Gulf Burned..

 
There is nothing wrong with a little recreation but this is just a friendly reminder that this guy:

1.Is not overly truthful
2.Has little trouble resting.
Fore!

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06/30/10
Anya the Spy

Meet Anna Chapman, alleged spy and confirmed hottie.

I should never be in a position to have security clearance anywhere…
Anna Chapman on Westminster bridge, London
And there’s a video

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06/28/10
In My Next Life I'm Gonna Be A Liberal
Gloucester:  About 80 people tuned up to hold "Hands Across the Sand" demonstration as part of national protest against offshore drilling at Pavilion Beach Saturday at noon.  The demonstartion also took place at Good Harbor Beach and required participants to hold hand for 15 minutes. Mary Muckenhoupt/Gloucester Daily Times

FF

Idiots.


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06/25/10
Coyote Whacks Effeminate Dog
(Note the stuffed coyote they lug out)

"If I had been there the only thing I could have done would have been to shoot the coyote, but that wouldn't have prevented it from attacking the dog." – John Keefe, Animal Control Officer

-Really, john?

I think, “Puddles” the Maltese would disagree.
 
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06/23/10
Well at least he's good at gol-oh, wait a minute.....

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06/22/10
Why Michael Graham’s  anti-textite crusade will do nothing but let the police inside of our cars…..
. . .Because It’s 2 late, every 1 duz it
So, be sure to thank the Maestro when you get pulled-over and the law man tacks on another $250 because he decides that you were texting.
But not to fret, if you do take a day off to appeal, they’ll probably bust it down to $175 -
THANK YOU, MAESTRO
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06/16/10
President Wages War on Oil – Oil Not Scared
How do we know he has “waged war”?
Because he uses words like ‘battle’, ‘assaulting us’, ‘explosion’, ‘battle plan’, ‘siege’ and of course, a promise to ‘tackle this’ – a la John Mcclane.
Around the 12 minute mark the South Side Kid ditches the toothy growl and dawns his ‘hope and change’ game-face in which he pitches his clean energy agenda.
The SSK runs-out most of the clock telling us we need to use a new green resource(not yet found on Earth) and then he literally prays to God for help.
In Summary:
If you are a Gulf pelican, don’t buy any green bananas.
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06/14/10
The South Side Kid’s Ass-Kickin Anthem
 

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06/09/10
How is this the job of government?
stripper-pole2-1.jpg image by meggspics_2006
Stripping is what happens in strip joints.  Sometimes they  get creative.
It is a consensual transaction that Mayor Menino’s enforcers need not be involved in.
Message to Govt:
LMTFA
(Leave me alone)
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06/07/10
STILL being discriminized…..
A curvy Debrahlee Lorenzana says she was forced out of her job at Citibank because her male co-workers found her figure 'too distracting.'Video: Women Claims She Was Fired for Being Too Sexy
Actually, maybe I’m seeing the problem………….


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06/03/2010
Don’t Worry, You’ll Land on Your Feet, Deb…
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We all get discriminized, take it as a teachable moment..
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Sometimes the thing that gets you into the front of the line at the club, also gets you to the back of the unemployment line…

Good Luck!
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6/02/10
One M-16 Per Tea Partier, Please…

Unfortunately for Chris, the Tea Party folks will be retaking the country in November via ballot box, not machine gun.
This is a swell look into what the left thinks of America and it will only get worse as we get closer to election day.  You will see yourselves cast as Nazis, bigots and mindless idiots in whole new ways.
Let’s  not let it get to us, though. 
It will just make the victory that much sweeter.
 
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5/28/10
Every once in a while there exists a child who is actually cool...

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5/27/10
pssssst.................screw!
It's one thing for misguided environmentalists and bloated college Professors, along with their high-minded buddies in print and politics to force me to opt-in to the "climate change" canard, but it's a totally different thing when they steal from me to do so.

Only the baby boomers would be so vain as to contend that global self-flagellation is the only way to harness a phenomenon that they can hardly understand but fear so wildly that they give it a name and offer it ritual sacrifices.

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You are children. You don't know what you are talking about.
Your time is coming to an end.

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5/25/10
Odd uptick in attractive allegedly criminal women.....
Elizabeth Spoon
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Gina Giovangelo
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I'm just sayin....

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5/21/10
Brilliant

We need these in Boston, ASAP.
Remember, there are two kinds of people on Earth who will drain your life from you:
The SLOW and the IN THE WAY.
These pernicious pedestrians most often congregate on city sidewalks and we must protect ourselves against them.

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5/20/10
Hey L.A.,
Screw You
Shut‘em down, AZ.
 
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5/18/10
The Elegant Dance of the Media and Their Darling
Now that Aunt Zeituni is on her way to US citizenship, we look back on an intimate moment between her nephew and the media.
There are a few precious gems here:
1.Obviously the rule of law that Barack is so concerned with was flicked-away with little regard - like one of the Prez's cigarette butts.
2.He hasn't been able to get in touch with her! - Precious! He found her in Kenya with no problem but I guess the Southie housing project is just too much of a challenge.
3.After he feeds Katie this undercooked plate of bullsh*t she does the old "and moving right along" segue into a McCain attack question. No challenge on anything, Katie?
4.Katie then lets him nakedly fabricate ruthless attacks on Michelle Obama - You don't remember these attacks because they never happened but Katie never challenges because she, like most of the media, wants to BE Mrs Obama.

05/17/10
Tom's Woman of the Week

She's only 16.
This dynamic young lady needs to be made an American immediately.

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5/13/10
Hallelujah!!!!!!!
Anybody who remembers “The Wonder Years” knows how important this is…
danica-mckellar_l3 
Winnie Cooper was the perfect girl – nice and sweet but built like a brick bleephouse.
 
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5/11/10
Miss USA Heats Up

I say keep pushing the envelope.  The most boring/horrifying moments are when they speak so let’s focus on what is important.
 
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5/11/10
”DON’T SAY D**K, DON’T SAY D**K…….”


In a game rife with holes and shafts it was par for the course (get it) that she shank one........

By the way, the mis-speaker was the more-than-somewhat hot Win McMurry.

 

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5/07/10

Is Forest SexThat Good?

This activity seems to be exclusive to gay men and it is one of the few forms of traditional networking that has survived the internet.
It behooves the "outdoorsman" to not be a public servant and it further benefits these "foliage fellows" to have legal counsel close at hand.
HELPFUL TIP: The really hot guy eyeing you in the woods is a cop.

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5/04/10
NICE!



Teenage Punk from Philly Gets Tased - Rarely are such sweet words spoken.
This Biden-bag got a great dose of "hola" from a taser gun and the world is a better place for it.
Here is some eyewitness video.
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04/29/10
As Rep  David Torrisi might say:
"”Oh F@#K”
 
 
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04/27/10
Remember the Geico actor who got fired after leaving this voice mail message for the folks at Freedomworks - a tea party group?
Well, the Geico guy got fired and the anti-tea party left is not pleased. They have taken up where he left off by leaving their own messages for the tea partiers......
WARNING-THIS IS VIOLENT LANGUAGE

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04/27/10
Bravo to Boobquake

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04/26/10
Wow, Shatner could really teach this kid a thing or two about singing.....

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4/23/10
I won’t call myself a hero but let’s just say this thing was ten foot across and very, very angry.
!!!!!!!!Warning - Strong (Biden-esque) Language!!!!!!

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4/22/10
ABC and FOX Ban Cleavagey Ad
Why?
GO FIGURE: This full-figured beauty appearing in a Lane Bryant lingerie ad caused fits for ABC, which reportedly wouldn't run the spot because of
This woman is smokin’ hot- I’m surprised at Fox. 
Women are pretty- show them as much as possible.
That is all.
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04/20/10
30 Seconds with Sky the greyhound.

Bravo!

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04/19/10
Happy Patriots' Day
  highschoollex
These dudes are from Lexington. Lexington is where everyone in town gets up insanely early to celebrate the battles of Lexington and Concord. I must say I am pleasantly surprised to see that anybody under 40 (and not in the military) gives a damn enough to do this.
johnalice

Cheers to everybody who took part, whether it be by eating pancakes or shooting redcoats.

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04/16/10
Sorry for the lapse - it has been a crazy week with the Tea Party and Graham's Book launch bash.
I will post Tea Party stuff in the next few days. In the meantime check out this great video of the event by Bob Greim of the Boston Herald.
Things were so chaotic that when weaseled in to the Palin section I only had my bberry for pics. By the way, I shook her hand and said thanks and she was very sweet and more than somewhat hot.
paliner
You Betcha!



04/12/10 - Per Your request

“I’m Just a Little Kid”
Music by Cici Hunt
Lyrics by Cici Hunt, Wes Caswell, and Hayley Hunt

You hurt me when you hit me.
I just don’t understand.
Sometimes you say you love me
With hugs and kisses,
And then suddenly you’re angry.
What was it that I did?
I’m afraid. Please don’t hit me.
I’m just a little kid.

You hurt me when you hit me.
I really want to cry.
I hold my tears inside me,
And then I wonder why.
Don't you love me anymore?
What was it that I did?
I'm afraid. Please don't hit me.
I'm just a little kid.

I know I make you angry,
But what do you expect?
I'm just a little kid,
And God&'s not finished with me yet.

So, love me. Don't hit me.
Tell me what you need.
Talk to me, I'll listen.
All I ask is,
Please, can't we find another way?
We'll be glad we did.
Love me. Love me.
I'm just your little kid.

04/08/10
Tom’s Woman of the Week

Hey, you’ve got an armed chauffeur and a free lift home, why not crack a beer….
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04/06/10
POWERFUL- 2001 First Pitch
I ran into this while watching the self-proclaimed "South Side Kid"(below)

4/05/10
Oh Thank God it’s his daughter…

Her name is Chelsea.
You're Welcome.
 
 
 
 
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04/01/10
Listen Fatties, I don’t like this creep either
Ronald McDonald should quit selling fatty foods to kids.
but banning him will not keep  you from rockin’ the dollar menu to the ground every chance you get.
If you pick the cheese off of the wrapping after you have devoured your double cheeseburger, you are a fatty.
If you have hot sauce and mayo packets in your car you are a fatty.
Stop blaming everybody else for your fattiness!
Jeesh…



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03/30/10
The Old “All Employee” Email
Alas, when I arrived at the crack of dawn to the studio this morning there it was…
vendingmachines
Tragedy had struck our station and a modern-day Paul Revere brought word to the masses…
My favorite part is the “Food” machine- in quotes as if the stuff in there no longer truthfully constitutes food.
And the Sprite is left atop the machine to serve as a Beacon that this foul onslaught of vended gluttony ENDS HERE!! 

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03/29/10
TRAINUS WRECKUS
I was never an Uma fan but this is remarkable.

This trailer is worth watching – believe me!
The first 60 seconds is a tapestry of unfunny jokes, third-rate clichés and overall abysmal cinema.
At 1:05 (after we’ve been “drawn in”) the ‘fun music’ begins in an effort to un-hit the iceberg.
At 1:37 the Big Voice  gets on and with a straight face tells us that this horrific disaster is worth watching.
The world is a worse place because of this movie.

 
 

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03/26/10
The Infamous Racist Spitting Incident

Seriously?
If you've ever seen the treatment of Yankee fans at Fenway (or Sox fans at the new Yankee Stadium)you would know that this aint no hate crime - this is just exuberance.
Then again, these liberals are not the kind of people who sit in the cheap seats and there is rarely yelling in the luxury boxes.
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03/23/10

Joe Biden's BIG BLEEPIN DEAL
Click picture-may take a moment

WARNING: The Vice President is unedited.
God Bless Joe