Retired NY Rep Eric Massa claims he innocently wrestled with his male staffers and that nothing sexual happened.
I guess we'll have to take his word for it. Meanwhile we followed along with our cameras during a recent staff outing......
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Ignore the Et Al, GAP TOM is at 2:11
By the way, I am cutting up the Confession Hotline on that green screen on the upper right.
Oscar Highlight
Classy guy giving a gracious speech interrupted by purple pain in the ass
A Tale of Two Communists 
Communists are quirky people. They don’t all wear berets, preside over tank parades or even keep rare effeminate birds.
But they DO demand a place at the table of “cool.” Somewhere Che is happy to know that one out of three rich suburban white kids has paid $35 for a t shirt with his likeness.
Alas, Michael Graham wants these same romantic ideologues to cherish his precious aura too, and never has this been more evident than in his baseless defense of some punk kid and his keeper in an air traffic control tower.
Graham knows that we need order to maintain a civilization but he warms his ego by the fireside of the superficial and harmless disorder brought about by those who choose to play in the sandbox rather than cultivate the sandbox.
Nary a miscreant has passed the radar of the Maestro that he has not coddled in the name of nuance and enlightenment.
Graham’s take on “bucking the system” in the name of spiritual fulfillment is simply a newer incarnation of “Viva La Revolution.”
Though he couches his argument in terms like “lighten up”, he really means that you are in his way, an obstruction on his trek to “coolness mountain” and he (like Che) will stop at nothing to reach the summit.
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03/02/10
It was worth asking…
This woman is taking a lot of heat for asking a dumbass question but let's face it, half of the good stuff we do with our computers is illegal and a violation of some kind. From Bit torrent downloading, to gambling, to ordering cigarettes online - we all have access to a very cool ‘underground’ portal and most of us use it in one way or the other.
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03/01/10
I think I like the "ISO"
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02/25/10
You ever wonder what created the whole Iraqi war?
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Kyra, stoners have enough trouble with the cognitive process, don’t make it worse.
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BREAKING NEWS: YEMENI L.N.G. STEAMS UP CHARLES RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Holy S#*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Boston Globe Reports that the Yemeni(think terrorists) LNG has crossed under the Zakim Bridge which can only mean that it is occupying most of the Charles River Basin. This is huge!
With it’s explosive capacity I can report to you that the Yemeni’s have essentially taken control of Cambridge, Storrow Drive, Watertown and the Hayden Planetarium.
How could the idiots at the Herald miss this?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have only one message for the occupiers.
-Thanks to my harbor-dwelling brother Jim Shattuck who saw this headline and noticed that an identical LNG had made its way under the Tobin Bridge at the very same time.
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02/23/10
OK, this is the scene: Luke Skywalker’s X-wing fighter manages to lob a torpedo down into the Death Star's real sensitive HVAC shaft – a direct hit. The torpedo explodes and in just a nanosecond the Death Star will be blown to hell.
CUT TO
Look of realization on Death Star Nazi Commander’s face. 
That is the expression beginning to form like a slow glacier on the faces of the world’s leading Global Warming evangelists.
The truth is rumbling down the hill on this one and the left global climate change bullies are finding themselves back peddling, even abandoning territory. 
The North Pole is fine- see…
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2/22/10
Natural Light = Couples Fight
Nothing like sittin’ around the bedroom killing a case of sub-par beer.
What could possibly go wrong?
Is anybody else shocked that this is in Florida?
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Screw, Sadie
Will a real breed of dog ever win this fraudulent Canine Academy Awards?
This back-stabbing whippet beat out a greyhound in the early rounds without regard to the fact that whippets would be per dogga non gratta without their larger, gainfully employed and monetized cousins.
We do know that greyhounds are in the building, judges. Next year, we will be watching.
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12/15/10
Thanks to everyone who joined us on Jim and Margery’s cruise. It was a blast and I promise to be even more smashed next year. If you have not joined us for any of the stuff we do throughout the year I would suggest you give it a shot – we have a great time. 
Good looking listeners with good looking host.
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2/10/10
The Press Secretary of the United States
Glad to see Gibbs can crack himself up.
Screw Ethan.
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02/09/10
There were a few good Superbowl ads this year but I would have to say this was the best one. 
I will be keeping an eye on this Megan Fox
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2/5/10
1046AM
Michael Graham Does not know the song Baba O’Reilly
WOW!
No wonder he likes Toy Story more than Star Wars
2/5/2010
This guy might be an evil genius.
Senator Brown kicked ass in this presser. It reminded me of when James Coburn beat the bleep out of the muppets.
This guy is for real.
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2/04/10
Something you did not know about Michael Graham
He thinks the movie “Toy Story” is better than Star Wars.
He said it last week during a commercial. Our intern “Big John” as well as Phoenix Mountwood heard the chilling statement.
Such an admission, though horrifically disappointing is great insight into the mind of MG, and in that spirit I will now be soliciting your questions about the Maestro or the show.
If you have any questions (anything goes) feel free to email me at tshattuck@969bostontalks.com
I may post the questions and answers right here.
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1/29/10
Enjoy My Cameo in World Magazine 
It is a very good piece and it captures the moment perfectly.
The reporter is Emily Belz who was very professional and pleasantly pretty.
1/26/10
HEY DEMS 
See what happens when you call a bunch of concerned soccer moms “teabaggers” while their kids are in the car?
Elite lefties have bullied and insulted once non-political Americans to the point where they want to,and will(and did), hit back.
The Prez will address these real Americans with hat in hand tomorrow – but is he capable of doing that without his signature arrogance?
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01/19/10
Election Day
If you’re a talk radio producer in Boston, one of the first numbers you’ll get in your rolodex is Scott Brown’s cell number.
Scott reaches out to each talk show and opens a line of communication with the shows – through the producer(Even the sports talk shows).
I cannot tell you how many times Scott has called the studio hotline and passed along information or offered more clarity (off or on the air) on Beacon Hill issues, or even women’s basketball.
He listens to YOU.
From three years ago to three days ago Scott has implored me to call his cell if we have questions about anything.
This guy cares what you think. Scott Brown is the real deal.
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01/15/10
Last night I went to a reunion with some hotel folks I used to work with and got back to Brighton at 130AM. I drove around looking for parking for 30 minutes but there was nothing. I gave up and parked in front of my place.
This morning I got outside and have a $75 ticket. Just another wad of money I owe the Democratic Party machine because I dared to live under their roof.
VOTE FOR SCOTT BROWN
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01/14/10
When Were You Shoved by the Machine?
My final “shoved” moment came in the days around Ted Kennedy’s funeral when city and highway thugs dared to use the highway digital messaging system to speak on my behalf. Remember the signs overhanging the Mass Pike and 93 displaying “Thanks Teddy, from the people of Massachusetts.” I was absolutely ripbleep that this same crooked and misguided element that makes it’s living out of fleecing me was now absconding with my voice.
I just donated online to Scott Brown. They have a little box where you can send a message to Scott. 
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RIP:Graham’s Anti-textite Argument 
The group has released some grim numbers, its research indicating that cell phones cause 1.6 million crashes every year, with just over 1.5 million talking on the phone and 200,000 texting. Federal officials estimated in 2007 that 11 percent of drivers talk on cell phones.
Remember, the Maestro is the one who called for the government to invade our cars.
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“The reason President Obama can't move the numbers and build public support is because the fundamentals are stacked against him. Most voters believe the current plan will harm the economy, cost more than projected, raise the cost of care, and lead to higher middle-class taxes.”
