Derry, New Hampshire–you know how to PARTY!
DERRY — The Town Council voted unanimously to conduct its own inquiry of Town Administrator John Anderson after a warrant for his arrest on indecent exposure and lewd behavior charges was issued this afternoon…
A police affidavit released today alleges that Anderson made sexual advances toward a DirectTV salesman who knocked on the door of his Lane Road home July 11.
Anderson, who invited the salesman inside, was nude and asked him to take off his own clothes, according to the affidavit. Anderson, town administrator since 2010, invited him to return later in the day for a party and asked if he was gay, the affidavit said.
Anderson, 50, then masturbated in front of the salesman, the affidavit said.
The video report is a bit more…explicit, shall we say? Testimony regarding a “slapping sound,” for example. So I’m guessing Anderson DOES want the full Skinimax package…
So, is that a remote control in your pocket, Mr Salesman, or are you just glad to see me?
But don’t worry, good government advocates: Spanky McAnderson is still being paid. The Town Council wants to hear his side of the story.
You know–because there are so many reasonable explanations as to why the Town Administrator would answer the door in the nude, ask a DirecTV salesman if he was gay and then, er, “clean his remote” right in front of him.
Keep in mind that this case has been going on for more than a month. And still the Town Council isn’t sure they want to fire their “One-Armed Satellite Bandit.”