Your “Occupy Boston” Clueless-College-Punk Quote Of The Day!

Courtesy of your tax dollars at both Northeastern and WBUR:

Jon Phoenix, a senior who studies political science, jumped up on a small concrete wall to address the crowd...

“College was supposed to be the be all, end all,” Phoenix said. “It’s supposed to be the place where no matter how crazy your background, you go into college, you come out and you’re supposed to be guaranteed entry into the middle class.”

Attention: Could the person who “guaranteed” Mr. Phoenix “entry into the middle class” please contact me so we can straighten this out? I’m sure you meant it as a joke, but...

Hey, college pukes! There are NO guarantees.  There is NOT an unlimited amount of money you can take from the Steve Jobs and Bill Gates of the world to pay off the debts YOU chose to incur. 

And eventually, one day, your Mom is going to stop doing your laundry.