This Is Just Plain Creepy, Part I

Friends of John Kerry, is it time for an intervention?

First there’s the whole “JFK” thing, and the fact that he talked about being the second JFK president back in high school.

Then there’s the obsession with the Hyannis lifestyle, the haughty “Kennedy-wannabe” air.

Now we find out that he’s obsessed with the Kennedy’s furniture.  With the arrival of Senator Scott Brown, he’s claiming possession of Ted Kennedy’s desk.  This after sitting for years at RFK’s old desk.  He wants Teddy's desk in part because it used to be JFK's.  What—is he working his way through the family?  Has Theresa checked to see if he’s hitting on Vicki?

Friends of Forbes (John Forbes Kerry, that is), how bad are you going to let this get? Are you going to wait until Sen. Kerry is spotted some November morning, driving slowly through the streets of Dallas in an open-topped convertible?

Please, somebody, do something before it’s too late.