Red Faced Over Pink Shirts

Not a single kid has complained. Nobody has been “bullied” (whatever THAT means). But this proud point man for our new _ussy Nation, Principal Jeffrey Szymaniak, is banning the tradition of freshmen wearing pink shirts to pep rally day at Whitman Hanson Regional High School.

In fact, if some bold freshman actually DOES wear pink, the principal is ship him off to quarantine in the cafeteria.  Being picked on by a fellow student is too horrifying to bear, but being singled out by the principal and punished? It’s A-OK!

You’ve heard the phrase “a solution in search of a problem?” This is STUPIDITY in search of a problem.