Michael’s Memo For Tuesday August 31, 2011

“some of them in Congress right now of this tea party movement would love to see you and me ... hanging on a tree.”

Classic Boston Globe-Democrat Headline Of The Day: “Obama’s Uncle Called A Fugitive From Deportation.”  Tomorrow’s Headline? “Tom Brady Called A Quarterback By Many Teammates.”

N.J.’s Dumb “Anti-Bullying” Laws Include An Anonymous “I Was Picked On In The Cafeteria” Hotline.

Yesterday’s question was “Nancy Grace or Chaz Bono?” Today’s? “Raquel Welch or Lindsay Lohan?” (With pictorial goodness!)

The Smoke Nazis Are LITERALLY Patrolling Our College Campi.

This summer, a group of University of Kentucky...staff has been patrolling campus grounds -- scouting out any student, employee or visitor lighting a cigarette.

Unlike hall monitors who cite students for bad behavior, the Tobacco-free Take Action! volunteers approach smokers, respectfully ask them to dispose of the cigarette and provide information about quit-smoking resources available on campus.

Has Global Warming Theory Been Completely Blown Up?

“The [newly-validated] theory will probably be able to account for somewhere between a half and the whole of the increase in the Earth’s temperature that we have seen in the last century,” Mr. Kirkby told the scientific press in 1998, explaining that global warming may be part of a natural cycle in the Earth’s temperature.

“Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!”

 

 

UPDATE! The despicable liar of a congressman Andre’ Carson (video above) stands by his claim that there are members of Congress right now who want to lynch black people.  Interestingly, he fails to offer a single name.  Wouldn’t you like to know who they are? I would.