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I Believe In Tolerance. That’s Why I’m Burning Down Your Church!

What's wrong with this sign?   In my opinion, nothing. It’s about as mild a statement of Catholic theology on marriage as you’re going to come across. Alas, it wasn’t mild enough for some the local Acushnet, MA “tolerance thugs,” who called the church, screamed profanity at them and threatened to...

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When The Sign Says “All You Can Eat,” That Includes All Michael Moore Can Eat, Too

  It’s a clear-cut case of false advertising, if you ask me: At 6'6" and 350 lbs, Bill Wisth admits he's a big guy who can pack it away more than most. And he wants one restaurant to make all-you-can-eat, all he can eat too. "It's false advertising," said Wisth to TODAY'S TMJ4. Wisth...

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Meet President Quark

From my Boston Herald column today, “Welcome To The Post-Cynicism Presidency:” On Monday, Obama launched a vicious — and largely bogus — attack on Mitt Romney ’s record at Bain Capital. At the heart of the ad was the message that private equity firms like Romney’s kill jobs and hurt families. That very...

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“Knuckles Is My Son”

  Actually “Knuckles” is a dog.  And while “I don’t mean to say Knuckles is more important that a human child,” says 34-year-old Craig Dershowitz... “To me he is.” OK, so there’s problem number one. Problem number two? Now that his ex-girlfriend has fled to the West Coast with Knuckles, Dershowitz...

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The “Forrest Gump” Presidency?

Is there any US president, back to Calvin Coolidge, who doesn’t admire Barack Obama? You might be asking that question if you’ve been to www.WhiteHouse.gov . WhiteHouse.gov is the official website of the White House—not the Obama campaign, but the nation’s executive office and all its history. History...

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“Kissinger, Schmissinger—Pull The 89-Year-Old Outta That Wheelchair And Give Him The Full Monty!”

Do you know this man? If not—I can get you a job with the TSA! One more time: FIRE THE TSA NOW! Kissinger, who will be 89 this month, was spotted on Friday at LaGuardia airport in New York, getting routed to the pat-down line while going through security. Freelance reporter Matthew Cole recognized him...

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It’s Time For Hottest Mom, 2012!

Angelina? Reese? Penelope? Beyonce? Megyn? Charlize? Halle? Kate?   Sarah? Miranda? Jessica? Mrs. O? OK, who’s missing? Please post yours below—thanks! Oh, and if you want to know The Great and Powerful Tom’s choice, just click here....

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Great News—Somebody Fixed That Time Magazine Cover!

Not as hot, but far more reflective of the (ahem) “journalism” at Time Magazine. (H/T Doug Powers)   Technorati Tags: time magazine , breastfeeding , obama , chris matthews , liberals , journalism , bias , POTUS...

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Barack Obama Is A Big Bully

The media, dominated by Lefties, is in a tizzy over stories that Mitt Romney picked on some of his classmates…in HIGH SCHOOL .  We’re talking 50 years ago, when Richard Nixon was president.  I’ve said, repeatedly and publicly, that I couldn’t care less about Barack Obama smoking pot and snorting...

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Mitt, I Sure HOPE This Is A Typo...

From Mitt Romney’s campaign website, re: his support for the Second Amendment and gun ownership: Run, Tagg, run!...

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